Landlords Replace Homes With Bouncy Houses As Drilling Quakes Spread

Property owners in the affected drilling corridor announced this week that they would be replacing traditional housing with commercial-grade bouncy houses, citing "structural flexibility" as a feature rather than a liability.

"Traditional foundations crack," explained one landlord, surrounded by seventeen inflatable units in what was previously a residential neighborhood. "These don't. Or rather, when they do, you just pump more air in. The market rewards adaptability."

Rents for the new units have been set at market rate. Tenants are asked to remove shoes.