Residents Step Up as Flood Aid Delayed by Pigeon Feud
Flood relief stalls amid a high-level pigeon feud between state and federal leaders. Residents improvise rescue rafts and political commentary.
Change Has Come At Last! Mason Jar Distribution Starts Citywide
Residents rejoice as the city rolls out Universal Basic Income payments—entirely in jars of quarters. Officials praise “the dignity of manual liquidity.”
Bigger Gifts, Bigger Screams: AidQuest Mystery Pack Reactions Now Streaming
Charity meets entertainment as donors fund livestreamed “AidQuest Mystery Pack” unboxings. The bigger the gift, the bigger the screams.