The Biscuit

PIDG streamlines its compliance manual to a single sentence: “Use Good Judgment.” Employees call it “a refreshing lack of guidance.”

Collectors rush to buy “human-made” art, insisting it “smells more real.” Curators describe the scent as “fear and espresso.”

Drivers must now check in through the PIDG app before merging, confirming destination, ETA, and mood. The system is “quick and painless,” officials claim.